"It doesn't matter if you're not perfect. You will be."
Director: David Nutter
Writer: Scott Rosenberg
Genre: Pacific Northwest Bonhomie
Evil is afoot in the remote island of Cradle Bay, Washington: slacker teens become super-preppy overachievers who enjoy raping and killing their fellow classmates. James Marsden ("Cyclops!") and Katie Holmes must stop the evil before everyone starts sporting a letterman's jacket and hanging out at the local yogurt shoppe...
- The xenophobic jocks listening to 50's music, studying physics and threatening the pretty people.
- Marsden's fantastic cheekbones.
- And I seriously fear for a town where Katie Holmes is considered the slutty, alternative character.
- For the kiddies too young to know or care about "The Stepford Wives"