"There may never be another dawn."
Director: Ridley Scott
Writer: William Hjortsberg
Genre: Fantasy, all the way, baby
Princess Mia Sara is a bit of a flake. She hangs out with wild-child Tom Cruise, who mistakenly shows her the secret unicorns. She touches one and all hell breaks loose, literally.
- Tom Cruise wearing only a suit of armor with no pants.
- Two of the most butt-ugly unicorns I've ever seen. And I was the type of girl who loved all horses all the time (owned all the Black Stallion books; subscribed to "Western Horseman"; took riding lessons for a year, etc.)
- Tim Curry, in one of the all-time strangest get-ups (and you thought he was wearing high platform heels in Rocky Horror Picture Show?)
- Mia Sara in black lipstick! Hooray